And besides running around like a chicken with your head cut off... and between work, and stress, and children, you somehow have to keep your house spic and span just in case anyone in service decides to drop by !!!
Big Shooter
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Religious meetings once a week=enough
by JH inof all the religions i know of, the one that is the most time consuming, is the jw religion.
it's not just the fact that there is a meeting every 2 days, but these meetings have to be prepared ahead of time.
being a jw, is almost a full time job.
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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Big Shooter
Why is there always a $$$ deficit at the end of every assembly?
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What was the silliest thing they told you NOT to do?
by goddess_baal inthere was some really piddily-crap that i remember.. for instance, when i was about 17 toe-rings became popular, and one of the sisters bought one....wore it to the kh during the summer with her sandals.
my best friend in the hall wanted one, which of course caused this huge debate about whether it would be okay 'in jehovah's eyes', and didn't it go against the scripture that counsels women against "bodily adornment", blah-blah-blah.
toe rings??!
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Big Shooter
Not being allowed to say "take it easy." That would display the spirit of the world.
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Summer convention "warnings"
by got my forty homey? inanyone remember those kingdom ministry parts we had to attend a month before the summer convention about not saving seats and not eating during the program.
even our behaivor in the hotel pool was admonished!
and don't walk around the halls during the program, hold that boo-boo till intermission holmes!
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Big Shooter
Good ole Copps Coliesuem.. been there, done that!!!
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My Story
by five_crew inthis is my story.
it is my first time telling my story and a little intimidating.
when i was 8 my adoptive family became jw's.
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Big Shooter
Five crew, I can sympathize with you, its so ironic isn't it? The same people that gave us funny looks and looked down on us when we brought our "out of wedlock" baby, were the same people that wanted to hold him at the hall... unbelievable isn't it?
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Fibbing about your time
by SC_Guy ini'd never thought about this... but last night my father asked for my time.
and i told him i didn't have any.
he didn't seem to mind so he went ahead long his way.. .
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Big Shooter
I like how you had to write on the back of your slip why you couldn't meet the hour requirement if you pioneered.. but you never had to write on there why you got more hours than you were required to.
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Big Shooter
Apparently my wife did once for wearing a skirt that was 1/2 inch above her knee. I was told that I should speak to her because it could stumble others. Meanwhile, there were other sisters that wear mini skirts, but that was OK.
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Summer convention "warnings"
by got my forty homey? inanyone remember those kingdom ministry parts we had to attend a month before the summer convention about not saving seats and not eating during the program.
even our behaivor in the hotel pool was admonished!
and don't walk around the halls during the program, hold that boo-boo till intermission holmes!
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Big Shooter
LMAO..... !!
The best was one of the parts before an assembly relating an experience that there were reports of someone that was going to be baptized with a towel in his hand that had the "Holiday Inn" logo on it and how we should never take things from a hotel where we were staying.
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What's The Most Traumatic Thing That's Ever Happened To You As A Witness?
by minimus inwhen you look back at your witness life, you probably can see that you were regularly exposed to traumatic conditions and situations because you were a jw.
thinking back, was there anything that stood out in your mind that especially wounded you?
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Big Shooter
No judgement,
What I clearly remember was the day I told my parents that my soon to be wife was pregnant. It was on a meeting nite. Where did my dad go? He went that night to the meeting to tell the elders what had happened! Instead of staying with the family during a time like that, he rushes to the meeting!! Those things always stay with you. -
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BS that I have experienced in the Org..
by Agent Smith ina few years back i started reg.
pioneering.
a had a horrible start to the year with alot of stuff going wrong at work and was only able to preach some 40 hours in the first 4 months of the pioneering.
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Big Shooter
Pretty much when you come off the "list", its as though you've sinned in the worst possible way. Instead of acknowledging your hard work and effort, you feel like you did the worst possible thing.